1. Location, location, location. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. They won't be found dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Check the Czech Republic.
2. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
3. No matter how tempting it might be, DO NOT "ACCIDENTALLY" ACQUIRE A PAPER CUT AND SUGGEST YOUR VAMPIRE KISS YOUR FINGER TO MAKE IT BETTER. What you offer as a snack, he might take for a four-course meal.
4. From here on out, play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk show circuit and WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T OFFER HIM YOUR HEART.
5. And most of all, remember—being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.”
Excerpt From: MacAlister, Katie. “A Girl's Guide to Vampires.” HarperCollins, 2010-12-28T05:00:00+00:00. iBooks.
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First page of the book I'm starting today! And yes. I'm hooked!!! Gotta love it when you find a snazzy author that makes you laugh and fall in love with the characters at the same time. :)
So today I'm at the health center trying to get back on the drop and I've already been here an hour. Sitting in these gloriously uncomfortable chairs. Picture below. With all these weird "informational" posters about stds and breast feeding. Odd combo right!!! But then I realize that if it weren't for places like this some people wouldn't know anything about preventative initiatives. So I guess I should be grateful that there are places where one can get birth control and condoms for free. But in the meantime I will still be cranky over my back hurting from these ridiculous chairs. Harrumph....
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